Man’s Heart

The way to a man’s heart by genre:
Mystery- with an ice pick through sternum
Thriller- money
BDSM- ice pick through genitals
Romance- a smile and genitals
Christian Romance- home cooked meal and promise that the only other man’s name shouted in bed is God

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~ by amberrosethompson on July 14, 2012.

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