Sex for Breakfast

Sometimes I just don’t get advertisers. Someone actually got paid to come up with an honest-to-god food item called Batter Blaster. I thought it was a joke because of course it sounds like a sex toy or sex game for the early morning hours. But no. It is real. It is a patent pending concoction that you blast from an aerosol can into your pan for instant batter for pancakes or waffles. But the bdsm potential. Or sex game is making me rethink wanting dinner and thinking of going straight to pancakes. Batter Blaster could be a new euphemism for blowing a wad too. Or anal sex anyone? Pre-lube now with Batter Blaster.

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~ by amberrosethompson on October 2, 2011.

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